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Welcome to the big interlude.

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What do you guys think?

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I love it.

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I like it.

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You know what, I like it,

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but now I'm hearing big interlude.

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I think it's very good.

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Well, it is a big interlude.

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The big interlude.

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Really stress that big interlude.

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Big interlude.

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I teach a lot of Chinese children,

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so that just sounds like big to me.

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Well, I mean, we can't please everybody, can we?

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This is true. We can try.

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We're coming to you off the top today.

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There will still be a welcome

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to Dumbgeons and Dragons coming up,

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but we're coming to you off the top today

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because this is the arc finale.

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We want to say a big thank you to our Tiamat,

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Sean Howard.

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Thank you, Sean.

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Fantastic.

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Thank you, Sean.

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Thank you so much, Sean,

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once you listen to the episode.

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It's a day of delight.

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to End of Time and Other Bothers or Alba Salix,

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please do because they're both super fantastic shows.

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End of Time and Other Bothers

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is another actual play.

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They use the Dungeon World game set

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and they're hilarious.

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scripted audio drama that he

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and his partner Eli put together.

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So go visit them, OtherBothers.com and AlbaSalix.com.

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I'll link those down in the show notes again this week.

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Please go listen to them.

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I mean, if you sign up for it.

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You either do or you don't.

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I know it seems like a lot.

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It's over 20 hours.

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That's a nice way of looking at it.

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It's like we like each other.

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Maybe a little bit.

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Now it's the finale.

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What's the plan going forward?

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We'll try and sum this up quickly

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I'll stop rambling.

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I know it's four weeks.

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That's only a month.

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It's only a month.

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where we need your help.

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What can they do to help us, somebody?

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to shorten that gap between when we're here

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send them our way.

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that we forgot to do that we should have done.

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That's totally fine.

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It's how we learn.

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Well, it's how we hear and then forget.

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We're doing our best.

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Hey, here's an important thing.

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What's the email address for people

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to send us those questions and thoughts and comments?

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Just put it out into the atmosphere and we'll get it.

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We'll just pluck it out of the ether.

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But we could also just say the email address too.

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I mean, we could do that too.

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DumbDragonPodcast at gmail.com.

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We'd love to get all your questions

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that you have throughout the season.

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We will not be revealing any spoilers, obviously,

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we will definitely do that.

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And any questions that arise during the finale.

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And Russ, what's the Twitter handle

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in case anyone wants to get a hold of us that way?

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At DumbDragonCast on Facebook,

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we're DumbDragonPodcast.

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You can find us on the Facebook group.

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The Reckless Play Guild.

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So you can find us in a lot of places.

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So many places.

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And now we'll stop rambling

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and get you to the episode.

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Thank you for listening.

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We love you all.

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And we'll talk to you again very, very soon.

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Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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In an instant, you see three glowing golden globes

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land at your feet.

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They explode.

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And an energy washes over top of you

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as you regain 70 hit points each

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and all of your spell slots

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as the earth begins to shake.

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And you hear a sickening roar.

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And Severin yells, the time is now.

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As the snout of the largest dragon you've ever seen

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starts to come into the chamber.

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Light and fire pour into the temple of Tiamat.

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You see the red snout followed by the green

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and the black and the white and the blue pour in.

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Tiamat is here.

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Your world has already ended.

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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We're a D&D fifth edition actual play podcast

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and I am your dungeon master, your Russ More.

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I forgot my name.

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I was very, very flustered for a second there.

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With me today is Amy More.

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But maybe not for long.

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And I play Thea Amastasia.

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You can take that however you want

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because there's marital repercussions

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to what happens in the D&D game.

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Also with me, Tom Laird.

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Don't worry, Russ.

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I got your back.

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Thanks, bud.

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We're good.

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I play Flint Firebeard, but yeah,

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from the sounds of it, not for much longer.

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And Carla Johnson.

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I mean, we knew it was inevitable, guys.

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He's been saying it for years.

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It's been stated time and time again.

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I play a new Laura Moonbrook

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for like maybe another 20 minutes or something.

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Also with us, a very special guest

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who made a dramatic guest appearance

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at the end of last episode.

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From the End of Time, Another Bothers

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and Alba Salix, Sean Howard.

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Hey, everyone.

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Yay, ba-boo, ba-yay, ba-boo.

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It just seems like it's funny here again.

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mostly us just kind of sitting around being like,

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Definitely didn't have to wait four minutes.

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because my phone switched into sleep mode

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where it turned on,

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you know, it turned on like,

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don't send any notifications.

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It was just sitting here waiting.

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where we've got the recordings

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of all of these episodes up there

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for our lovely patrons to see.

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Plus an episode gets dedicated to a patron every time.

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That was a weird way to say that,

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but I said it anyways.

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And today's episode is dedicated to Joshua Dixon.

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Yay, thanks, Joshua.

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Thanks, Josh.

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We love that dude.

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Wow, what an episode to have dedicated to you.

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The one where we die, Josh.

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This is an epic episode.

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So thank you for your contributions.

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The podcast may or may not be over after this.

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Well, we'll wait and see.

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No, we got new characters.

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It's fine.

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We're gonna be okay.

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If you want to join us on Patreon,

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That's where you can find it.

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Fuck it.

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Let's play D&D.

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You have been thrown backwards

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towards the wall and spires of the Temple of Tiamat.

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In front of you,

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you see the largest dragon you have ever seen.

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The five heads of Tiamat rise out of this portal

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in the floor, reaching up out of hell itself,

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climbing up and out towards you and the material portal.

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Come to me, my children.

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The wizards begin to float down and towards Tiamat,

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severing eye to eye with Tiamat in the air.

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The ones on the ground begin to move forward

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in reverence and fear a little bit,

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but mostly reverence,

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as they begin their trek towards

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and at the feet of their queen.

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Tiamat slams her tail on the ground and eats five.

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Five on the ground as quick as an eye

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before they know what's happening,

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let out a muffled scream that is quickly silenced

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as they go down the gullet of the giant dragon.

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There are two remaining and Severin as well.

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Severin says, my queen,

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why?

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Wait, I'm still chewing.

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I understand, sacrifices need to be made.

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00:10:24,560 --> 00:10:25,960
And she eats the other two.

272
00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:35,120
With them out of our way, those red wizards,

273
00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:41,080
we will usher forth the dawn of a new world.

274
00:10:42,519 --> 00:10:44,279
Yes, we will.

275
00:10:44,279 --> 00:10:46,160
Bring me the mask, Severin.

276
00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:50,560
He begins to float down

277
00:10:50,560 --> 00:10:54,600
and removes the five colored dragon mask

278
00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:57,639
and lays it at the feet of Tiamat.

279
00:10:57,639 --> 00:10:59,200
We have collected this for you

280
00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:04,200
to bring power and to bring you into the material plane.

281
00:11:04,480 --> 00:11:08,040
You have done nothing, nothing.

282
00:11:08,040 --> 00:11:12,440
And she eats Severin like one of those cherry tomatoes

283
00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:16,840
in her largest ma, squirting juices across the room.

284
00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:20,520
If he backs up a bit,

285
00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:23,280
she don't want to get any of that on her.

286
00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:24,400
Can I back up a little bit?

287
00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:26,240
You can do whatever you want.

288
00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:27,200
Does anybody else do anything?

289
00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:28,480
I'm just gonna come over here

290
00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:32,759
and just like, you know, protect the clothes.

291
00:11:32,759 --> 00:11:34,440
Protect the clothes.

292
00:11:37,519 --> 00:11:38,360
Anybody else?

293
00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:39,600
Can I cast a spell under my breath?

294
00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:40,960
Like, can I just?

295
00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:41,920
Yeah, absolutely, you can.

296
00:11:41,920 --> 00:11:43,440
Oh, I'd like to do that.

297
00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:49,720
I would like to cast Ice Storm.

298
00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:53,440
Which is a level four spell.

299
00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:55,440
Which is a level four spell.

300
00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:59,000
The dragon has to make a dexterity saving throw.

301
00:11:59,000 --> 00:11:59,960
I bet it does.

302
00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:00,960
Don't talk to me.

303
00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:03,520
Talk to the dragon.

304
00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:05,160
Oh, the dragon, you're the dragon.

305
00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:10,200
The red head moves down, down,

306
00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:14,080
down towards this strange elf-like creature

307
00:12:15,120 --> 00:12:17,040
and pauses right in front

308
00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:20,360
as Thea finishes casting her spell

309
00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:23,160
and licks her lips, cocking her head.

310
00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:28,320
Did my spell not work?

311
00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:31,720
The spell leaves your hands

312
00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:36,640
but dissipates almost immediately.

313
00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:37,600
Fuck.

314
00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:40,400
Would you like to try that again, child?

315
00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:45,560
Oh my goodness.

316
00:12:45,560 --> 00:12:47,600
Sorry, I'm just so shocked.

317
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,920
I'll give it, Flint and Ular,

318
00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:53,520
I'll give you one rebuttal here before-

319
00:12:53,520 --> 00:12:54,720
Don't let him eat me!

320
00:12:56,440 --> 00:12:57,280
Can I move?

321
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,800
No, I don't wanna move.

322
00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:03,600
I'm gonna pick between two things,

323
00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:05,640
so I have to like, I'm just gonna roll a d4

324
00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:06,960
to decide for myself.

325
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:07,800
That was not a d4.

326
00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:09,240
Yeah, good, do that.

327
00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:13,480
Her nostrils flare as she sniffs the scent of this elf.

328
00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:18,320
She probably smells pee.

329
00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:21,120
Because I'm pretty sure it's by myself.

330
00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:24,960
You're like, mmm, urine.

331
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:25,840
Roll for pee.

332
00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:27,160
Roll for pee!

333
00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:29,759
Can I take my-

334
00:13:29,759 --> 00:13:30,879
Successful.

335
00:13:30,879 --> 00:13:32,200
Can I drink my potion?

336
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,920
Yeah, which potion did you have?

337
00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:36,759
Glass jelly?

338
00:13:36,759 --> 00:13:38,720
The bee's knees, I think you had.

339
00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:39,720
Glass jelly?

340
00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:41,320
I don't know what it does, but I'm about to die,

341
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:43,600
so I may as well, what am I saving it for?

342
00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:45,240
Right?

343
00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:46,080
Yeah.

344
00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:47,320
Turns me into dragon food.

345
00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:49,759
You uncork this jelly,

346
00:13:49,759 --> 00:13:52,519
you give it a sniff before you take it,

347
00:13:52,519 --> 00:13:54,160
and the ground begins to shake

348
00:13:54,159 --> 00:13:55,879
and it leaves your hands

349
00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:03,360
and crashes down and shatters on your blade,

350
00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:06,559
bringing a glowing aura to it.

351
00:14:07,919 --> 00:14:11,879
As the oil of sharpness now gives your blade

352
00:14:11,879 --> 00:14:16,159
that you were holding plus three to attack and damage.

353
00:14:17,199 --> 00:14:18,039
Nice.

354
00:14:18,799 --> 00:14:20,759
So it was not what you were supposed to drink.

355
00:14:20,759 --> 00:14:21,600
Right.

356
00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:23,399
Well, I guess I didn't drink it.

357
00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:26,120
It's like full circle there, really good though.

358
00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:27,559
Yeah, it was.

359
00:14:27,559 --> 00:14:29,360
I know, as soon as he said, like, it falls,

360
00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:30,199
I was like-

361
00:14:30,959 --> 00:14:32,559
I know, I was ready to, like,

362
00:14:32,559 --> 00:14:34,480
take him out just for Carla.

363
00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:35,319
Like, not again!

364
00:14:36,719 --> 00:14:37,559
All right.

365
00:14:40,039 --> 00:14:41,279
Is that what you're doing?

366
00:14:42,879 --> 00:14:44,079
Okay.

367
00:14:44,079 --> 00:14:44,919
Can I see her do this

368
00:14:44,919 --> 00:14:48,959
and also slowly take a potion out of my satchel?

369
00:14:48,959 --> 00:14:50,480
Yeah, but you can't drink it til your next turn.

370
00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:51,799
Okay.

371
00:14:51,799 --> 00:14:52,759
I mean, yeah, at this rate,

372
00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:56,319
I might as well drink my last fun potion

373
00:14:56,319 --> 00:14:57,159
that I don't know what it does.

374
00:14:57,159 --> 00:14:59,240
All right, what did you get?

375
00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:00,840
The bee's knees.

376
00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:03,360
A black and yellow swirling liquid.

377
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:06,080
You pop the cork and drink it down quick.

378
00:15:07,399 --> 00:15:11,319
And you feel like you can move super fast.

379
00:15:11,319 --> 00:15:16,319
Your muscles begin to vibrate as you gain haste.

380
00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:19,559
So your speed is doubled for one minute.

381
00:15:19,559 --> 00:15:21,639
You have a plus two to your AC.

382
00:15:21,639 --> 00:15:22,480
Okay.

383
00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:26,639
You have a advantage on dexterity saving throws

384
00:15:26,639 --> 00:15:29,039
and you get one more action per turn.

385
00:15:29,039 --> 00:15:30,840
See, this is what I thought Andres Gojuice

386
00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:32,320
was gonna do when I drank it.

387
00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:34,240
But this is the fucking bee's knees.

388
00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:35,080
It really is the bee's knees.

389
00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:36,840
I want a potion called the cat's pajamas.

390
00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:38,360
Also, you know who needs another action?

391
00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:39,680
It's fucking Flynn.

392
00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:40,519
That's right.

393
00:15:40,519 --> 00:15:41,340
Right?

394
00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:42,600
I never wanted to play anyway.

395
00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:47,120
What does Tiamat do as she sees these peons drinking-

396
00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:47,960
She ignores them.

397
00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:49,240
Just drinking juice.

398
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,080
Just sitting back here like-

399
00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:53,120
A second and a third head approach Thea.

400
00:15:54,759 --> 00:15:56,160
Nostrils flaring.

401
00:15:57,879 --> 00:15:59,560
And what is your name, child?

402
00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:00,400
Oh.

403
00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:03,720
Thea?

404
00:16:06,639 --> 00:16:07,680
Your Highness?

405
00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:10,840
Correct.

406
00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:12,440
You're so much more big and beautiful

407
00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:13,680
than I thought you'd be.

408
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:18,040
You do not appear to be part of the cult.

409
00:16:19,039 --> 00:16:21,679
Well, I hold up-

410
00:16:23,240 --> 00:16:24,159
Wait for it.

411
00:16:24,159 --> 00:16:29,159
I hold up my Cult of the Dragon amulet,

412
00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:33,599
which I totally fucking have in my treasure.

413
00:16:33,599 --> 00:16:35,120
Oh, good.

414
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,839
You are a dessert.

415
00:16:36,839 --> 00:16:38,759
And with that, she attacks.

416
00:16:38,759 --> 00:16:39,919
No, no!

417
00:16:39,919 --> 00:16:44,120
As Tiamat opens her giant jaws to move towards Thea.

418
00:16:45,399 --> 00:16:47,439
Thea, you get first action.

419
00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:49,280
Oh, fuck.

420
00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:51,080
Thea goes, fuck no!

421
00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:52,320
I wanna drink my fucking potion

422
00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:53,320
because everyone else seems to.

423
00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:55,160
It's hidden talents.

424
00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:56,000
Okay.

425
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:56,840
This seems empty,

426
00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:57,800
but I'm gonna drink it anyway

427
00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:58,840
because it feels full.

428
00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:01,000
You see the jaws moving towards you.

429
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:05,400
You quickly pop the cork and down it and you disappear.

430
00:17:07,759 --> 00:17:10,160
I do believe I have true sight.

431
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,120
Oh, you can still see me?

432
00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:13,600
Just checking.

433
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:14,440
Yep, yep, yep.

434
00:17:15,360 --> 00:17:17,480
Nothing I do for her.

435
00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:20,920
What are you doing on your real action, little elf?

436
00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:21,759
Fuck.

437
00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:25,759
Tiamat, see through your bullshit.

438
00:17:25,759 --> 00:17:27,480
So now your friends can't see you,

439
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:28,799
but Tiamat can see you.

440
00:17:28,799 --> 00:17:30,400
I think it's nothing, right?

441
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:32,720
And Flynn and I are like, what the fuck?

442
00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:34,240
Cause she just disappeared.

443
00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:36,559
No guys, I'm still here, so sorry.

444
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:40,759
Okay, I'm gonna ear a creature from hell.

445
00:17:40,759 --> 00:17:43,080
I'm gonna throw some sun on ya.

446
00:17:44,079 --> 00:17:46,000
I'm gonna cast sunbeam.

447
00:17:46,919 --> 00:17:48,559
So I take out a magnifying glass.

448
00:17:48,559 --> 00:17:49,399
Yes.

449
00:17:51,039 --> 00:17:52,879
It's a novelty size magnifying glass.

450
00:17:52,879 --> 00:17:54,639
The biggest treasure we've ever seen.

451
00:17:54,639 --> 00:17:55,839
Throw a fucking big.

452
00:17:57,759 --> 00:17:58,599
Yeah.

453
00:17:58,599 --> 00:18:01,639
And a beam of brilliant light flashes out

454
00:18:01,639 --> 00:18:04,839
in a five foot wide, 60 foot line.

455
00:18:04,839 --> 00:18:08,519
Tiamat has to make a constitution saving throw.

456
00:18:08,519 --> 00:18:11,240
It's probably low con on Tiamat.

457
00:18:11,240 --> 00:18:12,159
No problem.

458
00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:13,600
Probably.

459
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:15,360
That's a 15.

460
00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:16,200
Russ?

461
00:18:17,360 --> 00:18:18,200
Doesn't work.

462
00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:21,480
I choose for it to work, Russ.

463
00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:23,400
Oh, fuck yourself.

464
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:26,120
Okay, you take half my damage,

465
00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:29,240
and you aren't blinded, fine.

466
00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:31,200
You're gonna take half of my 68.

467
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:36,800
And it's a concentration.

468
00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:38,600
So you got that for up to one minute.

469
00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:39,440
Yes, I do.

470
00:18:40,400 --> 00:18:44,640
29 damage, so half of 29 is, you do the math.

471
00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:46,039
14 radiant damage.

472
00:18:47,519 --> 00:18:50,320
And can I move?

473
00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:51,160
I would advise it.

474
00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:52,000
I want to.

475
00:18:53,120 --> 00:18:54,880
I wanna move.

476
00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:56,559
Tiam moves.

477
00:18:56,559 --> 00:18:59,200
So you basically move just outside the giant jaws

478
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:00,759
as they snap closed.

479
00:19:00,759 --> 00:19:03,320
Flint, it is your turn.

480
00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:07,559
So that was the red head that was in front of Thea?

481
00:19:07,559 --> 00:19:08,519
Yes.

482
00:19:08,519 --> 00:19:10,480
Okay, I'm gonna run over and attack

483
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:14,359
that red head of Tiamat.

484
00:19:14,359 --> 00:19:15,639
Oh, hello, little one.

485
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:18,920
What's up?

486
00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:21,200
Would a 26 hit?

487
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:22,960
That would hit.

488
00:19:22,960 --> 00:19:24,279
All right.

489
00:19:24,279 --> 00:19:28,720
So that is 26 damage, 10 of which is cold damage.

490
00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:30,319
I have to ask if it's a magical weapon.

491
00:19:30,319 --> 00:19:32,319
From a magical weapon, yes.

492
00:19:32,319 --> 00:19:34,559
26, what did you say about cold?

493
00:19:34,559 --> 00:19:35,559
10 cold.

494
00:19:35,559 --> 00:19:38,319
Yeah, I believe I have immunity to that.

495
00:19:39,159 --> 00:19:40,879
All right, you got three more attacks there, Flint.

496
00:19:40,879 --> 00:19:43,279
Yeah, it's gonna continue onward here.

497
00:19:43,279 --> 00:19:45,799
That's a 28 that time.

498
00:19:45,799 --> 00:19:46,639
Yep.

499
00:19:48,359 --> 00:19:51,519
28 damage on that one, eight of which is cold.

500
00:19:51,519 --> 00:19:52,679
That's perfect.

501
00:19:52,679 --> 00:19:54,039
Do you need me to break it down for you

502
00:19:54,039 --> 00:19:56,119
or do you just want the full number?

503
00:19:56,119 --> 00:19:57,079
He's immune to cold.

504
00:19:57,079 --> 00:19:57,919
It's perfect.

505
00:19:57,919 --> 00:19:59,359
Oh, okay, all right.

506
00:19:59,359 --> 00:20:01,599
Then I'll just stop rolling cold damage then.

507
00:20:01,599 --> 00:20:03,559
That saves me rolling extra dice.

508
00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:06,720
All right, third attack.

509
00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:08,119
That's a 37.

510
00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:10,480
Jesus Christ.

511
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:12,680
Sorry, 31.

512
00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:14,800
Just gonna say, how did you get it?

513
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:15,640
Yeah.

514
00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:16,480
Still really impressive.

515
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:17,520
It was insane.

516
00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,240
I narrowly missed a crit.

517
00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:22,280
All right, here we go.

518
00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:24,440
So that's 23 damage

519
00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:26,800
without any cold.

520
00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:27,680
That was a good one.

521
00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:28,680
It's full damage.

522
00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:32,440
And final one.

523
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:33,880
Ooh, that's not gonna cut it.

524
00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:36,720
Don't worry about it.

525
00:20:36,759 --> 00:20:41,160
Swings go up and they strike into the neck and the face

526
00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:43,559
as Tiamat is almost taunting you.

527
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:47,279
They hit, the cold disperses

528
00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:50,000
where normally it would absorb into your target.

529
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,880
It seems like it almost falls off.

530
00:20:54,360 --> 00:20:59,240
Tiamat's red head lifts and responds

531
00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:03,160
with a cone of 90 feet of flame

532
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:05,519
centered right on this little dwarf.

533
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:08,519
Seems fair.

534
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:11,720
It's a tip for tat.

535
00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:16,360
So you, whoever's caught in the 90 foot cone, Russ,

536
00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:19,319
is gonna have to make a DC 27 dexterity saving throw.

537
00:21:19,319 --> 00:21:23,600
That's gonna be Flint and new Laura

538
00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:26,880
is gonna probably catch that cone as well.

539
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:28,400
God, 90 feet, that's huge.

540
00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:34,240
Apologies, Kyle. That's okay.

541
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:35,120
Deck save.

542
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:37,040
Deck save, DC 27.

543
00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:38,400
Okay. All right.

544
00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:40,720
I also have advantage on saving throws

545
00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:41,920
against dragon shit.

546
00:21:43,360 --> 00:21:46,560
I'm just, all this stuff is dragon shit.

547
00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:53,960
So that is a 19 and that is a 13.

548
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,000
So 19.

549
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,120
It's a 20 for me, Russ,

550
00:21:57,120 --> 00:21:58,880
but it wasn't a crit or anything.

551
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:01,960
Sorry everyone, it's 26 D6.

552
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:03,480
What? Oh my God.

553
00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:04,640
That seems like a few.

554
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:07,080
That's 76.

555
00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:08,280
Okay.

556
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:13,080
Fire damage that erupts from Tiamat's maw

557
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:16,080
and rolls out onto the ground in front of you,

558
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:18,640
engulfing you both.

559
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:19,760
Oh my goodness.

560
00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:23,280
Cool.

561
00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:27,400
As that happens, a beam of radiant light

562
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:31,040
emerges through the cracked open wall

563
00:22:31,039 --> 00:22:35,799
and on a hippogriff in flies Lady Leral Silverhand.

564
00:22:35,799 --> 00:22:37,879
She's like, the fuck are you guys doing?

565
00:22:39,039 --> 00:22:40,240
We did a bad thing.

566
00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:42,440
Maybe you should have showed up a round ago.

567
00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:43,960
I'm cooking my dinner.

568
00:22:44,839 --> 00:22:49,839
From her, she casts magic missile at level nine.

569
00:22:50,279 --> 00:22:51,119
Yes, damn.

570
00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:52,440
Yeah, she does.

571
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:54,359
I don't get a saving throw on that.

572
00:22:54,359 --> 00:22:55,720
No, that's no save.

573
00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:56,559
That just happened.

574
00:22:56,559 --> 00:23:00,000
So that's 11 D4 plus 11.

575
00:23:01,039 --> 00:23:06,039
And that is 34 magical force damage.

576
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,319
As all of these bolts fly out

577
00:23:12,319 --> 00:23:15,119
and strike into Tiamat's broadside,

578
00:23:15,119 --> 00:23:20,119
she flies in and begins swirling around the perimeter.

579
00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:24,799
Tiamat roars in one of her heads.

580
00:23:24,799 --> 00:23:28,279
The black head dashes out

581
00:23:28,319 --> 00:23:30,599
and basically goes to bite her,

582
00:23:30,599 --> 00:23:33,119
hopefully right off whatever she's flying on.

583
00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:34,680
Yeah, that's probably gonna happen.

584
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:36,759
Unharming the hippogriff.

585
00:23:36,759 --> 00:23:37,920
But unharming the hippogriff,

586
00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:39,720
because I don't do hippogriffs.

587
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:44,759
So that is a 22.

588
00:23:44,759 --> 00:23:45,680
You hit her.

589
00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:49,319
So that is a bite.

590
00:23:49,319 --> 00:23:53,079
So that is 14, 19, 20, 22.

591
00:23:55,519 --> 00:23:57,279
You see the black head strike out at her

592
00:23:57,279 --> 00:23:59,039
as she swiftly tries to move around.

593
00:23:59,039 --> 00:24:03,960
She is knocked clean off of the hippogriff

594
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:06,279
and falls to the ground.

595
00:24:06,279 --> 00:24:11,200
Her skin begins to boil from the acid of this bite.

596
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:13,960
The hippogriff panics and begins flying quickly

597
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:16,279
around the roof of this building.

598
00:24:18,639 --> 00:24:20,240
Yulara.

599
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:21,440
Okay.

600
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:24,039
I say contigo.

601
00:24:24,039 --> 00:24:26,960
So my animated armor animates,

602
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:29,600
and that gives me a plus two to my AC.

603
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:32,160
Then, as a bonus action,

604
00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:34,000
I cast Hunter's Mark,

605
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,160
which will give me an extra D6 damage,

606
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:37,160
which isn't much,

607
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:39,000
but I'll take what I can fucking get.

608
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,960
And then I'm, what one's closest?

609
00:24:41,960 --> 00:24:42,799
Red?

610
00:24:42,799 --> 00:24:44,400
Black, red.

611
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,640
You may have whatever head you want, child.

612
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:47,799
I don't care.

613
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:53,519
Yeah, whatever head's closest,

614
00:24:53,519 --> 00:24:55,559
which I feel like is the red one.

615
00:24:55,559 --> 00:25:00,559
I am going to attack with Dragon Slayer.

616
00:25:02,639 --> 00:25:03,480
Okay.

617
00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:05,720
The aptly named Dragon Slayer prepared a die to you, Matt,

618
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:07,000
from this one attack.

619
00:25:08,599 --> 00:25:09,440
Not really.

620
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:11,279
18.

621
00:25:12,519 --> 00:25:13,359
I'm afraid that's not a hit.

622
00:25:13,359 --> 00:25:15,079
Yeah, of course it's not.

623
00:25:15,079 --> 00:25:16,879
Of course it's not.

624
00:25:16,879 --> 00:25:19,079
But I know that blade.

625
00:25:19,079 --> 00:25:20,759
I'm gonna try again,

626
00:25:20,759 --> 00:25:22,119
because of course I am.

627
00:25:23,120 --> 00:25:24,760
Oh.

628
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:25,600
Okay.

629
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:26,440
It's 28.

630
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:27,640
That's a hit?

631
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:28,480
Okay.

632
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:30,920
We'll buckle up, my friends,

633
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:33,000
because my time has come to shine.

634
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:38,000
Dragons are the only things that I get lots of damage against.

635
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:39,120
So.

636
00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:39,960
Yeah, you do.

637
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:40,840
What's with all those dice?

638
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:41,680
It's not 26.

639
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:42,640
Shake those dice.

640
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:49,160
26 plus 14 is 38?

641
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:51,880
40.

642
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:53,680
Okay.

643
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:57,640
Yeah.

644
00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:59,440
So, 40.

645
00:25:59,440 --> 00:26:04,440
Tiamat hisses and all the heads turn all focused.

646
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:08,960
You will pay for that.

647
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:10,600
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

648
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:11,440
Well, now.

649
00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:15,840
Okay, I'm gonna like, move, I guess.

650
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:17,960
I immediately react,

651
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:20,000
and one of those heads

652
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,599
kisses forward to bite you,

653
00:26:22,599 --> 00:26:24,279
and you are in the face.

654
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:26,319
Oh, in the face.

655
00:26:26,319 --> 00:26:27,160
In the face.

656
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:28,400
I mean, that's some pretty dexterous biting

657
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:29,880
from the size of this head.

658
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:33,119
It'll be the blue head, 19 to hit, 25.

659
00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:33,960
Fuck.

660
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:35,640
I mean, obviously that hits.

661
00:26:39,039 --> 00:26:40,039
14.

662
00:26:41,839 --> 00:26:44,319
And then 46 of lightning damage,

663
00:26:44,319 --> 00:26:45,920
unless you're resistant to that.

664
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:49,920
But I have to subtract 15, so.

665
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:52,160
Which I'm pretty sure we all are.

666
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:53,000
Nothing.

667
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:53,840
Nothing from the lightning damage.

668
00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:55,640
Because you guys got to round two.

669
00:26:57,240 --> 00:27:00,200
So, just 14 damage from the bite, and you are.

670
00:27:00,200 --> 00:27:03,680
Oh, I mean, my face is probably gone, but okay.

671
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,880
Well, Donnie is not gonna take that.

672
00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:11,279
Donnie is not gonna use his breath weapon,

673
00:27:11,279 --> 00:27:13,720
because what the fuck good would that be against a dragon?

674
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:14,680
None good.

675
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:16,360
None good damage.

676
00:27:16,360 --> 00:27:17,200
None good?

677
00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:19,840
I guess Donnie, the love of my life,

678
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:23,480
is gonna just try and bite to get mad.

679
00:27:24,799 --> 00:27:25,640
Yeah, he is.

680
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,400
Is Donnie considered a magical weapon for us?

681
00:27:30,519 --> 00:27:31,360
No.

682
00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:32,200
Oh, goodness.

683
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:33,799
Oh, God, look at Russ' face.

684
00:27:36,319 --> 00:27:40,360
Okay, so that is a 14, which is obviously not a hit.

685
00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:42,840
Oh, Donnie, I love you so much.

686
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:44,960
So Donnie flies forward trying to bite

687
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:48,559
at this gargantuan dragon in front of him.

688
00:27:48,559 --> 00:27:51,319
This multi-story high dragon.

689
00:27:51,319 --> 00:27:52,799
He's like a terrier, man.

690
00:27:52,799 --> 00:27:56,200
He's like, someone, get this thing away from me.

691
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:57,039
Me?

692
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,039
Another thing. Control your dog.

693
00:28:00,039 --> 00:28:03,120
I know that doesn't hit either, but he had to try.

694
00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:04,440
He would not try.

695
00:28:05,360 --> 00:28:08,480
It is the end of Donnie's turn.

696
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,000
Any rebuttals?

697
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,519
Not for Donnie.

698
00:28:11,519 --> 00:28:12,680
No.

699
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:13,559
All right.

700
00:28:13,559 --> 00:28:17,359
And then it is the start of Tiamat's turn.

701
00:28:17,359 --> 00:28:19,399
I'm cruel, but I'm not that cruel.

702
00:28:20,799 --> 00:28:22,039
We just don't need worshippers.

703
00:28:22,039 --> 00:28:25,440
But he probably would, like, it's a, he, she,

704
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:28,000
like, it is a cute, like, little dragon.

705
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,960
It's a baby dragon.

706
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:31,399
Just, like, show him away.

707
00:28:31,399 --> 00:28:34,039
It is the time of dragons, after all.

708
00:28:34,039 --> 00:28:35,919
Oh, yeah, maybe we just call it a day

709
00:28:35,919 --> 00:28:37,279
on this dragon bullshit, then,

710
00:28:37,279 --> 00:28:40,519
and go be better than this.

711
00:28:40,519 --> 00:28:42,039
I will eat you all.

712
00:28:44,159 --> 00:28:45,159
Okay, good, good.

713
00:28:45,159 --> 00:28:47,799
Guys, she's gonna go eat us all.

714
00:28:47,799 --> 00:28:49,799
Just thought you should know.

715
00:28:49,799 --> 00:28:51,000
Gonna go park the car.

716
00:28:53,559 --> 00:28:54,720
Tiamat, you're up.

717
00:28:55,639 --> 00:29:00,639
I'm afraid Tiamat is very focused on a certain Nulara,

718
00:29:01,119 --> 00:29:05,039
and Tiamat charges forward with two claw attacks

719
00:29:05,039 --> 00:29:08,759
and her tail spinning around to spear Nulara

720
00:29:08,759 --> 00:29:10,679
through her center.

721
00:29:10,679 --> 00:29:12,039
I will roll all three.

722
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:15,599
I'm gonna die, you guys.

723
00:29:15,599 --> 00:29:17,279
Just so you know, I'm about to die.

724
00:29:17,279 --> 00:29:19,639
That is a 23 to hit.

725
00:29:19,639 --> 00:29:20,599
Mm-hmm, that'll do it.

726
00:29:20,599 --> 00:29:22,799
That is a 43.

727
00:29:25,119 --> 00:29:26,079
43?

728
00:29:26,079 --> 00:29:26,919
Oh, what?

729
00:29:26,919 --> 00:29:28,000
And a 24.

730
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,839
I mean, obviously, those all hit, yeah.

731
00:29:29,839 --> 00:29:30,679
Oh, okay.

732
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:34,519
So that's 15 from the first claw,

733
00:29:34,519 --> 00:29:36,000
nine from the second claw,

734
00:29:37,599 --> 00:29:39,079
and six from the tail.

735
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,119
So just a cool 30.

736
00:29:41,119 --> 00:29:41,960
Don't worry about it.

737
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:43,559
I'm so close to dying, you guys.

738
00:29:43,559 --> 00:29:45,360
You should already be dead.

739
00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:46,759
What is it with you?

740
00:29:46,759 --> 00:29:48,400
Severn was nothing.

741
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:49,720
I see a yell from behind.

742
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:51,440
Severn was a pussy.

743
00:29:51,440 --> 00:29:52,720
I actually agree.

744
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:54,519
Two of the heads turn around.

745
00:29:57,360 --> 00:30:00,519
Tiamat's heads turn to face you, Thea,

746
00:30:00,519 --> 00:30:02,120
as it is your turn.

747
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:02,960
Hey, it's me.

748
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:05,559
Hey, guys, it's me, Thea.

749
00:30:05,559 --> 00:30:07,200
Remember me from last round?

750
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:10,920
You have two dragon heads that come swooping around

751
00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:12,480
and are back in front of you.

752
00:30:14,519 --> 00:30:16,320
Okay.

753
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:17,400
So sorry.

754
00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:21,600
None of my spells will work

755
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:23,560
unless it is level seven.

756
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:25,039
Not even my cantrips.

757
00:30:25,039 --> 00:30:26,720
Who knows what level those are.

758
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:31,600
Levels, you need to be level seven or higher.

759
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:35,360
Okay.

760
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:36,800
Guys, it's not gonna go well for us.

761
00:30:36,839 --> 00:30:41,039
Guys, I am not a high enough spell caster.

762
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:45,639
Okay, well, I've gotta keep,

763
00:30:45,639 --> 00:30:47,720
I'm gonna create a new line of radiance.

764
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:48,559
We'll all just wait for you to figure out

765
00:30:48,559 --> 00:30:50,359
what you wanna do, little elf.

766
00:30:52,039 --> 00:30:53,919
I'm gonna create a new line of radiance.

767
00:30:53,919 --> 00:30:58,159
So I blast again with my magnifying glass

768
00:30:58,159 --> 00:30:59,200
a beam of sunlight.

769
00:31:01,039 --> 00:31:03,359
Do you save on your constitution saving?

770
00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:07,840
Uh, yeah, I'm afraid I save.

771
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:10,160
Yeah, pretty sure you do.

772
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:15,160
Okay, so 10 radiant damage.

773
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:17,680
You see some of the scales bubble on her?

774
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:19,040
Good, yeah.

775
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:19,880
Bubble baby.

776
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:23,880
Okay, I'm done.

777
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:26,680
I'm gonna move though.

778
00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:29,160
Oh yes, run elf, run.

779
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:30,880
I am.

780
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:35,120
You begin to run away from Tiamat

781
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:39,360
as the open maw of the dragon queen follows behind you.

782
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:42,560
Guacamole is also going to fly her 60 feet.

783
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:46,200
All right, Guacamole who you might not have noticed,

784
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:47,040
you probably noticed,

785
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:48,840
but just didn't really pay attention.

786
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:51,000
A giant snowy owl swoops

787
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,320
into your peripheral there, Tiamat.

788
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:56,320
We have room for owls in our new dragon world.

789
00:31:57,319 --> 00:32:02,039
But no elves or dwarves or humans.

790
00:32:02,039 --> 00:32:04,799
Tiamat's green head turns to follow the elf

791
00:32:04,799 --> 00:32:08,319
as the other heads turn towards the dwarf.

792
00:32:08,319 --> 00:32:13,319
And the green head emits a cone of poison 90 feet

793
00:32:14,679 --> 00:32:15,839
trying to catch the elf.

794
00:32:15,839 --> 00:32:18,319
For us, you can decide if it catches her or not.

795
00:32:18,319 --> 00:32:20,879
The poison cloud will catch you.

796
00:32:20,879 --> 00:32:21,879
Well, that kills the elf.

797
00:32:21,879 --> 00:32:23,240
I will focus on the other two.

798
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:25,879
A giant green cloud fills the room

799
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:30,880
blocking the light around where Thea is uncertain.

800
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:32,400
If she has killed the elf,

801
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:37,440
she turns back to focus towards Flint and Nulara.

802
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:38,280
Uh, okay.

803
00:32:38,280 --> 00:32:41,520
So there's several heads that are currently looking at me?

804
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:42,360
Yes.

805
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:44,640
Okay.

806
00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:47,480
Well, let's just start attacking them.

807
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:49,760
Are you still immune to cold, Tiamat?

808
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:51,960
Is that still a thing that's happening?

809
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:53,600
I believe it is.

810
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:54,440
Okay.

811
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:55,279
All right.

812
00:32:55,279 --> 00:32:56,519
First of four attacks.

813
00:32:56,519 --> 00:32:57,720
That is a 30.

814
00:32:58,960 --> 00:32:59,960
That is a hit.

815
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:02,559
Perfect.

816
00:33:02,559 --> 00:33:04,080
I get to reroll that damage

817
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:05,840
because it was a one.

818
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:08,240
So that is 21 points of damage.

819
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:11,440
4,000 more to go.

820
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:12,880
Second attack.

821
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:16,200
That is a 27.

822
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:17,039
That is a hit.

823
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:22,880
Followed up by 17 points of damage.

824
00:33:24,799 --> 00:33:26,080
Third attack.

825
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:29,120
I don't think this one's gonna cut it.

826
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:30,640
21?

827
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:32,680
She catches your sword in her mouth

828
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:33,720
and spits it aside.

829
00:33:35,279 --> 00:33:36,160
Sure, sure, sure.

830
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:38,160
Makes sense, makes sense, makes sense.

831
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:41,000
Uh, fourth attack.

832
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:42,320
Critical 20.

833
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:43,240
With what weapon?

834
00:33:43,240 --> 00:33:44,080
With what weapon?

835
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:45,240
He spit your sword aside.

836
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:47,240
What?

837
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:48,080
When did that happen?

838
00:33:48,080 --> 00:33:48,900
He just said it.

839
00:33:48,900 --> 00:33:49,740
He just said it.

840
00:33:49,740 --> 00:33:50,580
He said, cool, cool, cool, cool.

841
00:33:50,580 --> 00:33:51,400
Oh, sorry.

842
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:52,240
I did not hear that.

843
00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:53,360
No, it wasn't actually cool.

844
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:55,840
Uh, yeah, that doesn't sound cool.

845
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:58,960
Um, I guess I'll grab a secondary weapon

846
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:01,240
like I still got my battle axe.

847
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:04,400
Tiamat grabs your sword and spits it to the side,

848
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:05,520
grinning back at you

849
00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:07,560
as you swiftly grab your axe

850
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:09,480
and come down with this crit.

851
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:11,680
Let's do that then.

852
00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:12,519
All right.

853
00:34:12,519 --> 00:34:15,079
24 damage on that one.

854
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:19,800
And Russ, I'm gonna bonus action a second wind

855
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:21,640
and recoup some HP.

856
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:22,480
Do it.

857
00:34:23,559 --> 00:34:28,559
Uh, so that is an extra 23 hit points.

858
00:34:28,559 --> 00:34:31,280
Well, this lovely dwarf is healing himself.

859
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:34,000
Tiamat brings her black head down

860
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:36,440
right in front of him, lines it up

861
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:41,440
and emits 120 foot line of 10 feet wide acid.

862
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:43,820
You engulf Flint,

863
00:34:43,820 --> 00:34:45,720
but that would be the only one that you hit.

864
00:34:45,720 --> 00:34:46,880
Okay.

865
00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:50,559
Uh, unless you are also immune, Flint.

866
00:34:50,559 --> 00:34:51,400
I am not.

867
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:54,960
I'm going to do a DC 27 dex saving throw.

868
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:56,680
Man, see, like,

869
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:59,400
I think it's gotta be a crit or I fail it.

870
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:02,039
Like, nope.

871
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:05,000
Actually, you know what?

872
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:06,880
I'm gonna indomitable this

873
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:09,000
and reroll a failed save

874
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,920
because I mean, why not?

875
00:35:12,840 --> 00:35:13,680
Crit fail.

876
00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:16,400
So that's a good reroll followed by a nine.

877
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:17,240
So, nope.

878
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:18,920
Okay, sorry.

879
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:20,880
15 D8 minus 15.

880
00:35:21,039 --> 00:35:22,200
That's 48 acid.

881
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:30,119
A revolting and vile smelling acid comes pouring out

882
00:35:30,119 --> 00:35:34,440
of the nostrils and mouth of this dragon engulfing you.

883
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:39,440
Your skin boils and burns as it engulfs you entirely.

884
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:44,240
And you are standing in a pile of acid.

885
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:50,080
Tiamat's eyes widen when Flint is still standing.

886
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:54,720
What do I have to do to kill you?

887
00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:56,480
Try harder, I guess.

888
00:35:56,480 --> 00:36:01,480
As Lady Laryl Silverhand stands up off the ground.

889
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:02,800
All right, you're still here.

890
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:03,640
I'm still here.

891
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:07,160
I make, I have regrets.

892
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:10,040
Yeah, well, don't we all join the regret club?

893
00:36:11,039 --> 00:36:16,039
She stands up and you see her eyes glow

894
00:36:17,039 --> 00:36:22,039
and she says, stop and Tiamat and the air freeze in place.

895
00:36:32,079 --> 00:36:34,480
And she says, we don't have a lot of time.

896
00:36:36,639 --> 00:36:39,199
What can we do?

897
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:44,000
Oh God, well, we can chop her up right now.

898
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:47,800
We have exactly six seconds.

899
00:36:50,039 --> 00:36:52,000
Well, fuck, do you have any potions

900
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,880
you can give my friends over here?

901
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:56,719
Yeah, just like, what's the game plan here?

902
00:36:56,719 --> 00:36:58,559
Do you have any dragon slaying arrows?

903
00:36:58,559 --> 00:37:00,079
Do you like, like?

904
00:37:00,079 --> 00:37:02,920
Can you signal everyone outside?

905
00:37:04,159 --> 00:37:08,840
She calls the hippogriff down and it lands beside her

906
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:12,680
and she says, move fast and bring many.

907
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:15,600
And it flies out and leaves.

908
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:21,880
Nularaaaa, you get a turn before this spell.

909
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:23,720
Dope.

910
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:30,320
So Tiamat is frozen in place until your turn is over.

911
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:34,000
So can I just, I just can do damage?

912
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,200
You can just do damage.

913
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:36,039
Fucking sweet.

914
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,880
Still has, still has resistances and stuff,

915
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:42,239
but yeah, and immunities.

916
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:45,239
41 damage on the first.

917
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:47,800
Damn.

918
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:51,320
A scratch.

919
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:55,079
Hey, you're frozen.

920
00:37:55,079 --> 00:37:55,920
Quiet, you.

921
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:57,639
You hear thoughts of Tiamat.

922
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:00,239
Oh God, she can get in our heads?

923
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:01,079
No.

924
00:38:02,279 --> 00:38:04,279
31 on the second.

925
00:38:06,279 --> 00:38:09,400
And since Donnie goes on my turn, he's gonna go bite her.

926
00:38:13,199 --> 00:38:14,039
Cause he can.

927
00:38:15,559 --> 00:38:17,559
Donnie, Donnie.

928
00:38:17,559 --> 00:38:20,360
23 piercing damage.

929
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:22,840
I don't believe his bite is magical.

930
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:26,279
Donnie goes up to the face of one of the dragon heads

931
00:38:26,279 --> 00:38:30,480
and starts scratching at the eye of the red dragon.

932
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:35,480
As Tiamat unfreezes on your turn.

933
00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:46,599
Immediately Tiamat casts frightful presence

934
00:38:46,599 --> 00:38:48,280
on what is the lady's name?

935
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:50,960
Lady Leral Silverhand.

936
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:52,880
And on Nularaaaa.

937
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:55,360
It's a DC 26 wisdom saving.

938
00:38:55,360 --> 00:38:56,199
Yes.

939
00:38:56,199 --> 00:38:58,199
Oh my God, these saves are insane.

940
00:38:58,199 --> 00:38:59,400
Oh, sorry.

941
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:01,000
Okay.

942
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:01,840
But like I believe in you, Karla.

943
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,599
Well, I have advantage on saving throws,

944
00:39:04,599 --> 00:39:05,920
but let me just.

945
00:39:07,119 --> 00:39:09,400
What happens when you have double advantage?

946
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:10,599
Do I get to roll four times?

947
00:39:10,599 --> 00:39:12,480
Still just advantage.

948
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:14,160
Oh, double secret.

949
00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:16,519
Hunter's Mark also has advantage.

950
00:39:16,519 --> 00:39:18,160
Lady Leral fails.

951
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:19,320
I mean, obviously.

952
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:20,360
She is frightened.

953
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:22,880
What was it?

954
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:23,960
Wisdom?

955
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:25,280
Yep.

956
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:28,240
And there's literally no way I can not fail this,

957
00:39:28,240 --> 00:39:30,280
but 15.

958
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:33,000
Tiamat looks down to you, Nularaaaa.

959
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:36,280
And to Lady Silverhand.

960
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:42,520
And all five heads let out the most enormous roar yet.

961
00:39:45,720 --> 00:39:50,720
The walls shake and you feel the need to run.

962
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:57,120
And then Tiamat basically pounces.

963
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:01,880
On Flint Firebeard, claw, claw,

964
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:04,920
and trying to tail him right through his wall.

965
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:06,880
Trying to rip you a new one.

966
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:09,520
So that's a 36 to hit.

967
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:12,280
Barely.

968
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:16,560
It's a 34 to hit and a 28 to hit.

969
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:17,760
Yeah, those all hit.

970
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:23,880
Russ, I should have got some better armor for this fight.

971
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:26,080
I gave you a lot of downtime before this, guys.

972
00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:26,920
I'm just saying.

973
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:29,440
You know we don't use downtime well.

974
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:32,200
We just go get drunk, I'm like.

975
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:37,280
Now all of Tiamat's attacks

976
00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:38,559
are considered magical, correct?

977
00:40:38,559 --> 00:40:39,519
Yes.

978
00:40:39,519 --> 00:40:40,800
Okay.

979
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:41,639
29 down.

980
00:40:42,639 --> 00:40:46,400
Two huge crushing blows come down on top of you

981
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:48,519
and you feel your skin rip

982
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:53,880
as Tiamat's tail knocks you hard into the ground.

983
00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:55,519
And Tiamat stands up like,

984
00:40:55,519 --> 00:40:57,119
well, that should do it.

985
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,639
I just kind of dust myself off.

986
00:41:06,159 --> 00:41:07,360
Thea.

987
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:08,280
Yeah?

988
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:13,000
The cloud of poisonous gas is dissipating around you.

989
00:41:14,759 --> 00:41:15,599
I go.

990
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:21,719
And I look her straight in her eyes.

991
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:24,320
Um.

992
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:26,640
How long have we been fighting for?

993
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:30,480
This is round one, two, three.

994
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:33,040
So like 18 seconds?

995
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:34,880
Fuck.

996
00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:41,640
Can I hold a concentration spell

997
00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:46,280
while also casting like an abjuration spell?

998
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:47,120
No.

999
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:49,680
No, or a conjuration spell?

1000
00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:51,560
It's also concentration.

1001
00:41:51,599 --> 00:41:53,159
Fuck up.

1002
00:41:53,159 --> 00:41:55,079
I'm fucked, I'm fucked.

1003
00:41:56,239 --> 00:41:58,880
You know that's trouble when fuck has two syllables.

1004
00:41:58,880 --> 00:41:59,920
That's not a good sign.

1005
00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:02,360
Well, you know, I'm like, okay,

1006
00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:04,039
there's one thing I can do

1007
00:42:04,039 --> 00:42:06,519
that can create damage to this creature,

1008
00:42:06,519 --> 00:42:08,199
like the one of my spells,

1009
00:42:08,199 --> 00:42:11,719
but that stops me from casting any of my other spells.

1010
00:42:12,639 --> 00:42:14,759
Yeah, but if you can guarantee some damage,

1011
00:42:14,759 --> 00:42:17,079
I think that's better than not guaranteeing damage.

1012
00:42:17,079 --> 00:42:17,920
Yep, that's true.

1013
00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:20,360
All right, I had cool things, but.

1014
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:22,599
It's just, you know,

1015
00:42:22,599 --> 00:42:24,840
we're probably gonna fight for more than a minute.

1016
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:29,840
I'm going to shine my super cool sleuth tool in your face

1017
00:42:32,079 --> 00:42:34,400
for a brilliant beam of sunlight,

1018
00:42:34,400 --> 00:42:37,200
and you need to make your constitution saving throw.

1019
00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:39,000
I pass.

1020
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,079
I thought you might.

1021
00:42:41,079 --> 00:42:45,039
So you can take half of my 68 radiant damage.

1022
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:48,120
35.

1023
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:50,079
I'm gonna say take that asshole

1024
00:42:50,799 --> 00:42:52,400
and I'm going to move.

1025
00:42:55,159 --> 00:42:59,880
How well do you think I could throw something

1026
00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:03,960
for Guacamole to catch?

1027
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:06,960
I mean, Guacamole still has 60 feet of movement.

1028
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:07,840
Can she just come to me

1029
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:09,719
and I can just give her something?

1030
00:43:09,719 --> 00:43:10,559
Sure.

1031
00:43:10,559 --> 00:43:13,199
I'm gonna hand her my ring of spell storing,

1032
00:43:13,199 --> 00:43:16,319
and I'm gonna whisper, take this to Nulara.

1033
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:20,519
Anyone can cast a spells on the ring of spell storing.

1034
00:43:20,519 --> 00:43:21,360
It's true.

1035
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:23,840
Does Nulara know what's in the ring of spell storing?

1036
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:25,280
Cause sometimes you don't.

1037
00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:31,840
I will shout them to her.

1038
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:33,160
Okay.

1039
00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:34,160
You give Guacamole,

1040
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:36,000
so her full movement is getting to you.

1041
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:37,080
So she is now at you.

1042
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:40,519
So she has to still wait probably three turns

1043
00:43:40,519 --> 00:43:41,360
to get to her.

1044
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:43,080
No, 30 feet gets her to me

1045
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:45,440
and then she can move back to where she is.

1046
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:46,280
Okay.

1047
00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:48,120
She still has to fly over.

1048
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:52,000
Oh little elf, let's see how well you breathe lightning.

1049
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:52,840
Not at all.

1050
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:55,680
And Tiamat responds to the attack

1051
00:43:55,680 --> 00:44:00,680
with a 120 foot line, 10 feet wide lightning strike

1052
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:03,120
aimed at Thea.

1053
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:03,960
Fuck.

1054
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:04,960
10 feet wide.

1055
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:07,720
That's real wide.

1056
00:44:07,720 --> 00:44:10,360
That is a DC 27 dexterity saving throw.

1057
00:44:11,519 --> 00:44:13,000
Why didn't we all become monks?

1058
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:14,560
That would have been really smart.

1059
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:15,720
Great question.

1060
00:44:15,720 --> 00:44:16,560
Okay.

1061
00:44:17,680 --> 00:44:19,360
So dexterous.

1062
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:20,400
Well, I'm sorry,

1063
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:22,560
Tom, it's like you're a monk.

1064
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:23,680
You get seven attacks.

1065
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:24,800
That's true.

1066
00:44:24,800 --> 00:44:26,120
I mean, I get a lot of attacks.

1067
00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:28,840
Was this an attack or was it instantaneous?

1068
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:29,880
It's a saving throw.

1069
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:31,920
So you have to make a saving throw.

1070
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:34,360
I guess my cloak means nothing.

1071
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:35,680
No.

1072
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:38,520
That True Sight thing probably trumps your cloak anyway.

1073
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:39,360
It does.

1074
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:40,200
Fucking True Sight.

1075
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:41,040
Oh God damn it.

1076
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:44,040
Fucking dragons and their fucking amazingness.

1077
00:44:44,239 --> 00:44:45,599
Can I be a dragon next time?

1078
00:44:45,599 --> 00:44:47,559
Cause like they're rad as hell.

1079
00:44:47,559 --> 00:44:48,400
Yeah.

1080
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:50,639
But do we have the option of playing as a dragon?

1081
00:44:50,639 --> 00:44:53,000
You can all be dragons in my new world.

1082
00:44:56,159 --> 00:44:59,239
Well, I have plus one to my saving throw.

1083
00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:00,079
That'll help.

1084
00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:01,800
You gotta make a 27.

1085
00:45:01,800 --> 00:45:04,400
That'll totally make a 27.

1086
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:05,480
I can't even get a 27.

1087
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:06,400
No, you can't.

1088
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:07,239
You fail.

1089
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:10,000
It was a 17.

1090
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,559
I was only 10 off.

1091
00:45:11,559 --> 00:45:14,279
So I believe the white head lightning.

1092
00:45:14,279 --> 00:45:15,639
I was like, no, it's cold.

1093
00:45:15,639 --> 00:45:19,119
Blue head lightning is a 16 D10.

1094
00:45:19,119 --> 00:45:20,039
Oh my God.

1095
00:45:20,039 --> 00:45:21,480
Oh my God.

1096
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:23,039
Oh my gosh.

1097
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:24,920
I got 99.

1098
00:45:26,279 --> 00:45:27,599
I would also like to say

1099
00:45:27,599 --> 00:45:29,599
this is the first time I've taken damage

1100
00:45:29,599 --> 00:45:31,239
and it's almost murdered me.

1101
00:45:32,759 --> 00:45:34,759
Out of this blue dragon's mouth,

1102
00:45:34,759 --> 00:45:38,360
a burning hot lightning

1103
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:39,960
rains down upon you.

1104
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:42,920
Bolts coming to and from,

1105
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:45,960
and your skin begins to burn.

1106
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:49,640
Welts and boils begin to appear.

1107
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:53,519
Your cloak, holes get torn through it.

1108
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:57,680
You fall to your knees.

1109
00:45:59,039 --> 00:46:00,519
Oh God.

1110
00:46:00,519 --> 00:46:03,440
You look up and you see the smiling face

1111
00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:05,519
of this blue dragon in front of you.

1112
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:11,240
It is Flint's turn.

1113
00:46:12,360 --> 00:46:15,440
Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.

1114
00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:16,280
All right.

1115
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:18,079
I would like to drink one of these

1116
00:46:18,079 --> 00:46:20,680
like life essence potions that we got

1117
00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:22,280
that you didn't tell us what they actually did,

1118
00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:23,680
but I'm gonna roll the dice on this one.

1119
00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:28,120
So you pop the lid of life essence

1120
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:34,680
and you regain 10 D4 plus 20 hit points.

1121
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:36,399
Hit points.

1122
00:46:37,519 --> 00:46:38,519
Okay.

1123
00:46:44,119 --> 00:46:48,519
So that is 27 plus 20, so 47 hit points of damage.

1124
00:46:48,519 --> 00:46:49,839
Points of health?

1125
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:52,319
Yes.

1126
00:46:52,319 --> 00:46:54,159
Reverses damage.

1127
00:46:54,159 --> 00:46:55,759
You weren't giving something to yourself.

1128
00:46:55,759 --> 00:46:56,599
Yeah.

1129
00:46:56,599 --> 00:46:57,440
Oh yeah.

1130
00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:58,279
That's it, I'm done.

1131
00:46:58,279 --> 00:46:59,119
Peace.

1132
00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:01,199
See you guys later.

1133
00:47:01,199 --> 00:47:02,039
It was fun.

1134
00:47:02,039 --> 00:47:02,879
See you in the afterlife.

1135
00:47:02,879 --> 00:47:03,719
Sure.

1136
00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:06,640
I guess no better time like the present

1137
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:09,200
to just keep hacking away.

1138
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:11,280
Let's go little man.

1139
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:12,200
Let's do this.

1140
00:47:13,240 --> 00:47:14,080
All right.

1141
00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:15,840
First one is a 29.

1142
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:17,440
It's to hit, yes.

1143
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:18,920
19 points of damage.

1144
00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:24,280
Second one is a 31.

1145
00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:25,120
It's a hit.

1146
00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:27,960
12 points of damage.

1147
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:30,480
Bad roll.

1148
00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:31,360
We're doing it.

1149
00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:35,079
Um, third one is a 27.

1150
00:47:35,079 --> 00:47:36,360
I can't remember if that hits or not.

1151
00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:37,200
That's a hit.

1152
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:38,039
Okay.

1153
00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:41,519
It's 15 points of damage.

1154
00:47:41,519 --> 00:47:45,680
And fourth and final is a 29 again.

1155
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:46,519
That's a hit.

1156
00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:50,440
Re-roll that damage.

1157
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:53,960
So that is 21 points of damage.

1158
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:54,800
Yeah.

1159
00:47:57,800 --> 00:48:02,000
Okay, pieces of her scales are starting to fall off.

1160
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,039
She's dripping ichor.

1161
00:48:04,039 --> 00:48:09,039
And she brings her red head right over Flint

1162
00:48:09,079 --> 00:48:12,440
and releases a 90 foot cone of roaring flame.

1163
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:13,920
It just holds it over him.

1164
00:48:13,920 --> 00:48:16,440
Trying to roast the little thing alive.

1165
00:48:17,720 --> 00:48:19,280
I mean, that seems fair.

1166
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:21,880
So that is a DC 27, text 36.

1167
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:24,480
I mean, I'll try again.

1168
00:48:26,720 --> 00:48:28,360
Ooh, this is 17 on the base roll.

1169
00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:29,920
That's not bad.

1170
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:31,720
Hey, another 17.

1171
00:48:31,720 --> 00:48:33,079
Consistency is key.

1172
00:48:33,079 --> 00:48:34,240
Right over top.

1173
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:39,280
Yeah, Nularaaaia, you're gonna be in that splash zone.

1174
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:41,480
Cool.

1175
00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:44,280
Great, I love it.

1176
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:45,119
Thanks so much.

1177
00:48:45,119 --> 00:48:45,960
I mean, could I have moved

1178
00:48:45,960 --> 00:48:47,559
maybe 10 feet to one direction?

1179
00:48:47,559 --> 00:48:48,720
Maybe less than that.

1180
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:52,560
So Russ, do you want to roll 16 D8 for me?

1181
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:54,760
No, sorry, that's wrong.

1182
00:48:55,640 --> 00:48:58,120
It's 26 D6 for fire.

1183
00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:01,480
Oh, I guess I get to try to save though.

1184
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:03,400
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1185
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:05,360
You can do this.

1186
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:07,880
Not that time, only a 24.

1187
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:15,520
And that one's worth a shot though.

1188
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:17,760
Worth a shot.

1189
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:24,320
Tiamat opens her mouth and a blanket of fire

1190
00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:30,400
pours down on Flint and catches Nularaaaia

1191
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:34,160
and 94 fire damage is dealt.

1192
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:38,920
Cool, cool, cool, cool.

1193
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:43,440
And Nularaaaia falls to the ground, unconscious.

1194
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:44,280
Oh God.

1195
00:49:44,280 --> 00:49:49,280
Finally, one of you falls to my might.

1196
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:55,320
Hey question, how dead do I have to be

1197
00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:56,519
to be really dead?

1198
00:49:56,519 --> 00:49:57,840
Half?

1199
00:49:57,840 --> 00:49:58,680
Half.

1200
00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:03,920
I'm really dead.

1201
00:50:05,720 --> 00:50:06,560
No.

1202
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:07,400
Like actually dead?

1203
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:08,560
I'm really actually dead.

1204
00:50:15,200 --> 00:50:16,880
I totally started crying.

1205
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:18,880
Oh, Karla.

1206
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:21,560
Oh my goodness.

1207
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:23,080
I kind of knew it was gonna happen

1208
00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:25,800
but I didn't think I'd like be so upset.

1209
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:32,160
The flames pour out on top of Flint.

1210
00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:34,320
He has no hair left.

1211
00:50:36,160 --> 00:50:40,640
His skin and armor is beginning to melt together.

1212
00:50:41,639 --> 00:50:45,199
The flames roll out and strike Nularaaaia

1213
00:50:46,679 --> 00:50:50,119
and she lets out a scream.

1214
00:50:54,359 --> 00:50:56,759
Her clothes light on fire.

1215
00:50:56,759 --> 00:50:58,440
She falls to her knees

1216
00:50:59,719 --> 00:51:04,719
and she in a charred mess falls to the ground.

1217
00:51:11,079 --> 00:51:12,599
I hate this game again.

1218
00:51:14,199 --> 00:51:18,199
Lady Leral Silverhand's turn is up

1219
00:51:18,199 --> 00:51:20,920
and she sees this from across the way

1220
00:51:20,920 --> 00:51:24,039
but she's frightened of everything

1221
00:51:24,039 --> 00:51:25,599
that's happening right now.

1222
00:51:25,599 --> 00:51:26,440
It's fair.

1223
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:29,039
And she turns and runs.

1224
00:51:29,039 --> 00:51:30,759
She doesn't know where she's running to

1225
00:51:30,759 --> 00:51:33,239
but she is running away from Tiamat now.

1226
00:51:35,079 --> 00:51:37,440
She gets to save, try to save again.

1227
00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:39,799
DC 26 was a great save.

1228
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:41,120
DC 26 wisdom.

1229
00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:44,360
That's a 23, yeah.

1230
00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:48,360
She continues to run away.

1231
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:56,240
It is or was Nularaaaia's turn.

1232
00:51:57,760 --> 00:52:02,760
Donnie watches as the flames roll out

1233
00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:06,200
and hit Nularaaaia.

1234
00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:11,440
His best friend.

1235
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:18,480
And he turns and eyes up

1236
00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:21,280
the enormous dragon queen.

1237
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:27,480
Not thinking about what damage he will cause

1238
00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:32,080
but only seeking vengeance.

1239
00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:37,920
Okay, well, then that's what Donnie's gonna try and do.

1240
00:52:44,679 --> 00:52:45,920
He's gonna fly up

1241
00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:52,400
and try and bite one of the moving heads.

1242
00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:55,759
Like he's being irrational.

1243
00:52:57,039 --> 00:53:00,199
That is a 25, just enough.

1244
00:53:02,279 --> 00:53:03,119
Don't think.

1245
00:53:04,319 --> 00:53:05,159
That's a hit.

1246
00:53:05,159 --> 00:53:06,840
Oh, Donnie.

1247
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:07,679
Okay.

1248
00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:13,719
So that is 10 damage, 10 piercing damage.

1249
00:53:13,799 --> 00:53:17,679
He's gonna try again and he is going to fail.

1250
00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:21,599
He got that 10 damage though.

1251
00:53:21,599 --> 00:53:22,440
Yeah, he did.

1252
00:53:24,039 --> 00:53:26,679
And then I think he just like flies back down

1253
00:53:26,679 --> 00:53:31,519
and just like kind of collapses.

1254
00:53:32,159 --> 00:53:34,519
Lays beside Nularaaaia's body.

1255
00:53:37,679 --> 00:53:38,920
It's Tiamat's turn.

1256
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:45,960
Tiamat snarls and goes to bite Flint to swallow him.

1257
00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:51,799
You will join me in my lair.

1258
00:53:51,799 --> 00:53:53,719
That's a 30 to hit.

1259
00:53:53,719 --> 00:53:55,079
Yep.

1260
00:53:55,079 --> 00:53:57,279
This bite, are you going to just gulp and swallow

1261
00:53:57,279 --> 00:53:58,480
or are you going to chew?

1262
00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:00,079
She's going to bite him.

1263
00:54:00,079 --> 00:54:00,920
Okay.

1264
00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:02,519
Let's make sure he's dead first.

1265
00:54:03,720 --> 00:54:04,960
Nine.

1266
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:05,960
Oh my God.

1267
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:08,200
10, 11, 12 minus five, negative three.

1268
00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:10,200
You get three health points.

1269
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:12,159
Three, a healing bite.

1270
00:54:12,159 --> 00:54:13,000
So that doesn't do anything.

1271
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:14,559
Wait a minute, 46.

1272
00:54:14,559 --> 00:54:16,400
I wrote really bad.

1273
00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:18,519
46 minus 50, that's even harder.

1274
00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:22,559
I literally do zero damage.

1275
00:54:24,039 --> 00:54:25,920
She caresses Flint with her tongue,

1276
00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:27,519
letting him know what's coming.

1277
00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:33,079
Thea, you are on your knees, burnt.

1278
00:54:33,079 --> 00:54:36,800
You look up and you see Nularaaaia fall.

1279
00:54:38,039 --> 00:54:41,079
She from what you can see is clearly dead.

1280
00:54:42,679 --> 00:54:44,360
Flint gets licked in the face.

1281
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:46,759
I'm going to save this one for later.

1282
00:54:47,639 --> 00:54:48,480
What do you do?

1283
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:50,280
Thea is super fucking confused.

1284
00:54:52,199 --> 00:54:55,079
I take out my life essence and I drink it.

1285
00:54:55,079 --> 00:54:55,920
Okay.

1286
00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:56,759
That's right.

1287
00:54:58,239 --> 00:55:00,519
I'm not going to die yet.

1288
00:55:03,199 --> 00:55:05,000
Sorry, do I have to be completely silent now?

1289
00:55:05,000 --> 00:55:05,840
Cause I'm dead.

1290
00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:07,400
No, you do not.

1291
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:09,759
10d4 plus 20.

1292
00:55:09,759 --> 00:55:12,320
You gain back 48.

1293
00:55:13,639 --> 00:55:14,480
That's pretty good.

1294
00:55:14,480 --> 00:55:15,320
That's better than I got last time.

1295
00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:16,480
There's a lot of fours in there.

1296
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:17,320
Yeah, okay.

1297
00:55:17,320 --> 00:55:18,519
Only a couple ones.

1298
00:55:18,519 --> 00:55:19,360
Yeah.

1299
00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:23,400
Make it big.

1300
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:26,360
I'm going to run.

1301
00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:31,400
No, no, no, I'm not just going to run.

1302
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:34,239
Why didn't we think of that from the get go?

1303
00:55:34,239 --> 00:55:36,079
Sorry, I'm going to run.

1304
00:55:36,079 --> 00:55:38,119
All the way to silvery moon.

1305
00:55:38,119 --> 00:55:39,519
I'm running towards the fucking dragon.

1306
00:55:39,519 --> 00:55:40,800
Okay.

1307
00:55:40,800 --> 00:55:44,079
And as I run and I hit my last step,

1308
00:55:44,079 --> 00:55:47,199
I open up my tome of thunder step.

1309
00:55:47,199 --> 00:55:50,320
I say, funda funda malo amat mac uro.

1310
00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:54,920
And I transport myself over to where Flint is.

1311
00:55:54,960 --> 00:55:59,039
And Tiamat, she will take 3d10 thunder damage

1312
00:55:59,039 --> 00:56:03,000
or half that con saving throw.

1313
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:05,480
22, does that say 22?

1314
00:56:05,480 --> 00:56:06,639
Yes, it does.

1315
00:56:06,639 --> 00:56:09,200
So you'll take half of my 3d10.

1316
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:13,200
So that's 10 damage, 10 thunder damage.

1317
00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:15,079
Thunder booms out 300 feet away.

1318
00:56:15,079 --> 00:56:16,840
So you take five.

1319
00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:20,960
So not much, but now I am,

1320
00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:25,960
I'm putting myself by Nulara, like right there.

1321
00:56:26,079 --> 00:56:27,320
Any rebuttal?

1322
00:56:27,320 --> 00:56:28,639
Yep, where is she?

1323
00:56:28,639 --> 00:56:29,920
Yeah, good luck finding me.

1324
00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:32,599
She is beside Nulara's charred remains.

1325
00:56:33,679 --> 00:56:36,199
Oh, the one who thinks she's invisible.

1326
00:56:36,199 --> 00:56:40,720
Her white head tracks the invisible Thea

1327
00:56:40,720 --> 00:56:44,760
and releases a 90 foot cone of cold

1328
00:56:44,760 --> 00:56:46,639
over in her direction.

1329
00:56:46,639 --> 00:56:48,639
This is the start of a new round, right?

1330
00:56:48,639 --> 00:56:49,480
Yes, sir.

1331
00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:50,800
I had a reaction.

1332
00:56:52,079 --> 00:56:53,960
Well, you can say something if you want to.

1333
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:56,519
That is a DC 27 dex save.

1334
00:56:56,519 --> 00:56:58,320
Go fuck yourself, that's what I say.

1335
00:56:58,320 --> 00:57:00,159
DC 27 dex.

1336
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:07,880
Well, an 18 plus two is 20.

1337
00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:09,119
I mean, it's a very good roll.

1338
00:57:09,119 --> 00:57:10,079
It's a great roll.

1339
00:57:10,079 --> 00:57:10,920
It's a good roll.

1340
00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:12,800
It's 16d6, Russ.

1341
00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:13,639
It's just not good enough.

1342
00:57:13,639 --> 00:57:15,119
16d6?

1343
00:57:15,119 --> 00:57:17,920
No, d8, sorry, 16d8 cold damage.

1344
00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:19,440
Well, just when you give them hope.

1345
00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:21,360
Yeah, that would have been no problem.

1346
00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:24,159
Yeah, because the 16d6 was full of hope.

1347
00:57:24,159 --> 00:57:26,159
Could be a lot of ones.

1348
00:57:26,159 --> 00:57:27,440
Please be a lot of ones.

1349
00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:30,240
That applies to any dice roll, Russ.

1350
00:57:30,240 --> 00:57:35,240
67, as a blizzard enters the room,

1351
00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:41,039
your skin, which just healed, is now freezing.

1352
00:57:41,039 --> 00:57:43,639
You feel it in your extremities,

1353
00:57:43,639 --> 00:57:47,400
cut down to your bones as your flesh begins to freeze.

1354
00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:50,480
You are next, little one.

1355
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:54,840
Flint.

1356
00:57:55,760 --> 00:57:59,200
Well, is there any sort of like crazy dwarven

1357
00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:02,160
almost dead rage that I can channel?

1358
00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:03,440
I mean, you probably still have one of those

1359
00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:04,559
other good healing potions.

1360
00:58:04,559 --> 00:58:05,920
I mean, I would have thought

1361
00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:07,280
we would have split them three ways,

1362
00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:08,920
but if Amy already had one, maybe I did.

1363
00:58:08,920 --> 00:58:11,480
No, not that one, just the other one.

1364
00:58:11,480 --> 00:58:14,039
Yeah, we also got three rare healing potions.

1365
00:58:14,039 --> 00:58:14,880
Oh yeah, the other one.

1366
00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:15,720
Sorry, I'm deadish.

1367
00:58:15,720 --> 00:58:16,960
This is me from beyond the grave.

1368
00:58:17,679 --> 00:58:18,519
Whisper.

1369
00:58:18,519 --> 00:58:19,360
Take your potion.

1370
00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:21,800
Yeah, I still do have an uncommon healing potion.

1371
00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:25,440
WWND, what would Nulara do?

1372
00:58:25,440 --> 00:58:26,599
And probably a rare.

1373
00:58:26,599 --> 00:58:28,960
Or I've got an uncommon and a rare.

1374
00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:31,320
Oh yeah, rare is much better.

1375
00:58:31,320 --> 00:58:33,440
Okay, well yeah, I'm gonna drink

1376
00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:35,559
this rare healing potion.

1377
00:58:35,559 --> 00:58:36,400
Okay.

1378
00:58:37,599 --> 00:58:40,000
Pray for the gods a lot of fours show up.

1379
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:40,960
Well, that's a couple threes.

1380
00:58:40,960 --> 00:58:41,920
I'm on board with that.

1381
00:58:41,920 --> 00:58:44,880
So 29 hit points coming back at me.

1382
00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:49,480
I mean, I could survive one more round, who knows?

1383
00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:51,039
Yeah, yeah, you can.

1384
00:58:51,039 --> 00:58:54,440
Okay, I'm gonna do my four attacks.

1385
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,599
It's all I've got left at this point.

1386
00:58:58,599 --> 00:59:00,960
So that's 34, I think that's gonna be okay.

1387
00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:02,360
I believe that's a hit.

1388
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:05,640
15 damage on the first one.

1389
00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:10,920
That is a 29, that's a hit.

1390
00:59:12,720 --> 00:59:14,480
It's 19 hit points of damage.

1391
00:59:15,599 --> 00:59:16,440
Yes.

1392
00:59:18,519 --> 00:59:21,000
This one is another 31.

1393
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:21,840
That's a hit.

1394
00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:27,280
That is 17 hit points of damage.

1395
00:59:28,840 --> 00:59:32,920
Fourth attack is a 28.

1396
00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:39,960
And that is 19 hit points of damage.

1397
00:59:40,440 --> 00:59:41,720
And you know what?

1398
00:59:41,720 --> 00:59:43,000
Just for shits and giggles,

1399
00:59:43,039 --> 00:59:44,239
we're gonna action search

1400
00:59:44,239 --> 00:59:45,760
and throw one more attack at that.

1401
00:59:45,760 --> 00:59:46,599
Do it.

1402
00:59:47,760 --> 00:59:50,599
Might as well use it before the inevitable happens.

1403
00:59:52,639 --> 00:59:54,079
So that is a 30.

1404
00:59:54,079 --> 00:59:54,920
That's a hit.

1405
00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:00,800
21 hit points of damage.

1406
01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:07,840
She brings her red head right over Flint,

1407
01:00:07,840 --> 01:00:11,599
the flame starting to boil out and goes,

1408
01:00:11,639 --> 01:00:13,880
it was good, well it's it.

1409
01:00:15,279 --> 01:00:17,679
And she screams as her whole body

1410
01:00:17,679 --> 01:00:19,559
begins to cave in on itself.

1411
01:00:19,559 --> 01:00:22,480
She's screaming, the head spiraling around

1412
01:00:22,480 --> 01:00:24,880
and she's trying to launch her fire attack

1413
01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:27,440
and it just engulfs her in a roar of flame

1414
01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:29,639
as she's sucked back into the portal.

1415
01:00:30,839 --> 01:00:31,759
What? What?

1416
01:00:31,760 --> 01:00:32,600
What?

1417
01:00:39,640 --> 01:00:42,600
The lights and the fire and the heat

1418
01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:47,600
in an instant after your barrage of assault extinguishes.

1419
01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:54,320
You're left in a silent room.

1420
01:00:55,640 --> 01:00:59,120
You and Thea and Lady Laryl Silverhand

1421
01:00:59,119 --> 01:01:02,559
look upon the rubble and the wreckage.

1422
01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:08,759
And you hear the fading sounds of battle

1423
01:01:08,759 --> 01:01:13,759
coming from outside the temple of Tiamat.

1424
01:01:13,760 --> 01:01:39,000
Text on screen.

1425
01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:48,760
The view pans down to Nulara, curled up,

1426
01:01:52,480 --> 01:01:56,120
and it flashes to an untouched blade.

1427
01:01:58,240 --> 01:02:02,240
The eyes glow a deep, dark red.

1428
01:02:04,960 --> 01:02:09,240
And then suddenly, before anyone sees, they go out.

1429
01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:18,760
She said, oh good, you are dessert, and with that, she attacks.

1430
01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:30,320
God, I thought she was just gonna eat me.

1431
01:02:30,320 --> 01:02:32,320
I was like, is she dressed to eat me?

1432
01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:33,640
God, that's how it goes, hey, I mean.

1433
01:02:33,640 --> 01:02:34,480
Real baller move.

1434
01:02:34,480 --> 01:02:35,320
I know, right?

1435
01:02:35,320 --> 01:02:36,140
Queen, queen, I guess.

1436
01:02:36,140 --> 01:02:37,160
I'd be like, I'm gonna go watch TV.

1437
01:02:37,160 --> 01:02:39,720
Everybody roll for initiative.

1438
01:02:40,480 --> 01:02:41,480
For fuck's sake.

1439
01:02:41,480 --> 01:02:42,600
Oh, that's a 19.

1440
01:02:42,600 --> 01:02:44,520
Fucking teen.

1441
01:02:44,520 --> 01:02:45,360
19.

1442
01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:46,560
Sorry, I'm screaming at you, I don't care.

1443
01:02:46,560 --> 01:02:47,840
It's the last episode, I don't care.

1444
01:02:47,840 --> 01:02:48,680
I get it.

1445
01:02:48,680 --> 01:02:49,640
Eight.

1446
01:02:49,640 --> 01:02:51,880
Wait, plus, I don't even know what.

1447
01:02:51,880 --> 01:02:52,880
Hold on, give me a sec.

1448
01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:53,720
Plus 27.

1449
01:02:53,720 --> 01:02:56,120
Yeah, it's probably 35.

1450
01:02:56,120 --> 01:02:56,960
I only.

1451
01:02:56,960 --> 01:02:57,780
No, look at that.

1452
01:02:57,780 --> 01:02:59,480
I don't get a dex bonus.

1453
01:02:59,480 --> 01:03:00,760
No.

1454
01:03:00,760 --> 01:03:01,600
It's an eight.

1455
01:03:01,600 --> 01:03:03,040
Good to know.

1456
01:03:03,040 --> 01:03:04,560
Only 13 for me.

1457
01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:06,720
17 for me, Russ.

1458
01:03:06,720 --> 01:03:07,800
Weird.

1459
01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:09,640
Oh my God, yes.

1460
01:03:10,559 --> 01:03:11,400
It is my time.

1461
01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:12,400
Not that any of my spells fucking work.

1462
01:03:12,400 --> 01:03:15,799
I'm the most useless person in this room right now.

1463
01:03:15,799 --> 01:03:19,539
Well, I'm gonna cast a fucking level seven spell.

1464
01:03:22,599 --> 01:03:24,319
Thea goes, fuck no.

1465
01:03:24,319 --> 01:03:27,359
And casts.

1466
01:03:27,359 --> 01:03:30,319
I'm gonna say, wait.

1467
01:03:30,319 --> 01:03:31,319
Oh.

1468
01:03:31,319 --> 01:03:34,440
Because you can cast anything at a level seven.

1469
01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:35,279
Oh, I can?

1470
01:03:35,279 --> 01:03:37,159
I'm just saying.

1471
01:03:37,159 --> 01:03:38,559
That's the only help you're gonna get.

1472
01:03:38,759 --> 01:03:41,000
Thanks, thanks man.

1473
01:03:41,000 --> 01:03:43,360
Aside from putting the oil thing on the blade.

1474
01:03:43,360 --> 01:03:44,199
Yeah.

1475
01:03:44,199 --> 01:03:45,440
All right.

1476
01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:47,320
Everybody gets one help during this.

1477
01:03:47,320 --> 01:03:48,159
That's yours.

1478
01:03:48,159 --> 01:03:49,000
You got the oil thing.

1479
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:49,840
All right.

1480
01:03:49,840 --> 01:03:50,880
So you've got one.

1481
01:03:50,880 --> 01:03:52,559
Okay.

1482
01:03:52,559 --> 01:03:54,079
Okay.

1483
01:03:54,079 --> 01:03:55,799
So I take out a magnifying glass.

1484
01:03:58,159 --> 01:04:00,039
It's a novelty sized magnifying glass.

1485
01:04:00,039 --> 01:04:02,000
The biggest tray that we've ever seen.

1486
01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:04,500
She's like, it's real fucking big.

1487
01:04:06,360 --> 01:04:07,199
Yeah.

1488
01:04:08,120 --> 01:04:11,000
Was that 10 additional cold or 10 of the 26 was cold?

1489
01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:12,400
10 of the 26 is cold.

1490
01:04:12,400 --> 01:04:13,240
Thank you.

1491
01:04:14,760 --> 01:04:15,600
Okay.

1492
01:04:15,600 --> 01:04:16,960
I have a lot of things to track over here.

1493
01:04:16,960 --> 01:04:17,800
That's what you're saying.

1494
01:04:17,800 --> 01:04:18,620
Go ahead.

1495
01:04:18,620 --> 01:04:19,460
You're fine.

1496
01:04:19,460 --> 01:04:20,300
I could barely do the math

1497
01:04:20,300 --> 01:04:22,160
for what I should, my attack should be.

1498
01:04:22,160 --> 01:04:23,920
So I'm not one to judge.

1499
01:04:25,360 --> 01:04:28,480
And she does something fantastic.

1500
01:04:28,480 --> 01:04:29,960
Hopefully.

1501
01:04:29,960 --> 01:04:30,800
Yeah.

1502
01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:32,640
Among ladies, Lero Silverhand.

1503
01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:36,000
Yeah.

1504
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:38,079
I mean, I have advantage on deck saves,

1505
01:04:38,079 --> 01:04:41,119
but I don't think I could roll a 27, even if I crit.

1506
01:04:41,119 --> 01:04:42,440
So yeah.

1507
01:04:42,440 --> 01:04:44,880
Well, if I had a rolled a 19 or a 20,

1508
01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:47,000
I would have saved it, but that's it.

1509
01:04:47,000 --> 01:04:49,320
That's the only, so.

1510
01:04:49,320 --> 01:04:50,159
Well, yeah.

1511
01:04:50,159 --> 01:04:53,800
But I mean, last time poofs, poof.

1512
01:04:53,800 --> 01:04:55,760
Well, that's because they were targeted.

1513
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:00,760
My watch just said, take a pill.

1514
01:05:03,480 --> 01:05:05,199
It's good advice for right now.

1515
01:05:05,280 --> 01:05:07,520
Time to breathe, Siri says.

1516
01:05:07,520 --> 01:05:08,680
I wish I had more beer.

1517
01:05:08,680 --> 01:05:10,280
My face is so red.

1518
01:05:10,280 --> 01:05:11,240
I know, me too.

1519
01:05:11,240 --> 01:05:13,800
I'm like, I'm sweating so much.

1520
01:05:13,800 --> 01:05:15,480
I know, I should have worn a t-shirt.

1521
01:05:15,480 --> 01:05:16,320
I'm really regretting it.

1522
01:05:16,320 --> 01:05:18,600
I have a good choice to die.

1523
01:05:18,600 --> 01:05:19,720
I can't secretly text you

1524
01:05:19,720 --> 01:05:21,200
if you have your notifications on.

1525
01:05:21,200 --> 01:05:22,600
I'm like, sorry.

1526
01:05:24,600 --> 01:05:26,520
I actually, I just thought he was getting

1527
01:05:26,520 --> 01:05:28,160
a random text and then I looked at Russ

1528
01:05:28,160 --> 01:05:29,880
and I can totally see him holding his phone.

1529
01:05:29,880 --> 01:05:32,080
Like, come on to you.

1530
01:05:32,080 --> 01:05:34,320
Come on to you Rushmore.

1531
01:05:34,360 --> 01:05:38,600
Flint, unless, unless there's any rebuttal, Flint.

1532
01:05:39,519 --> 01:05:40,840
There is no rebuttal.

1533
01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:42,880
Oh wait, this is a new turn.

1534
01:05:42,880 --> 01:05:43,880
This is a new turn.

1535
01:05:45,320 --> 01:05:47,680
Well, in that case, allow me to rebut.

1536
01:05:48,880 --> 01:05:49,720
Fuck.

1537
01:05:50,720 --> 01:05:51,960
Well, it would.

1538
01:05:51,960 --> 01:05:53,800
But I'm poison resistant.

1539
01:05:54,680 --> 01:05:55,519
If you're.

1540
01:05:55,519 --> 01:05:57,360
That doesn't mean you're immune.

1541
01:05:57,360 --> 01:05:58,680
It's a DC 27 con see.

1542
01:05:58,680 --> 01:05:59,680
Wait, no, hold on.

1543
01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:02,240
But I think she takes half, right?

1544
01:06:02,240 --> 01:06:03,480
Wait for it.

1545
01:06:04,600 --> 01:06:05,840
I'm pretty sure you're immune.

1546
01:06:05,840 --> 01:06:07,400
Flint's resistant.

1547
01:06:07,400 --> 01:06:10,280
My soft human flesh is not resistant.

1548
01:06:10,280 --> 01:06:11,120
Immunity.

1549
01:06:11,120 --> 01:06:12,800
Well, that will take care of the elf.

1550
01:06:12,800 --> 01:06:13,640
Which one?

1551
01:06:13,640 --> 01:06:14,680
Immunity.

1552
01:06:14,680 --> 01:06:15,519
Well, that takes.

1553
01:06:15,519 --> 01:06:16,640
Immune to poison.

1554
01:06:26,680 --> 01:06:29,039
That's not gonna help, sorry guys.

1555
01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:30,759
Oh, okay.

1556
01:06:32,759 --> 01:06:33,599
It's okay.

1557
01:06:33,599 --> 01:06:34,759
That's what this episode is gonna be called.

1558
01:06:34,759 --> 01:06:36,400
That's not gonna help.

1559
01:06:36,400 --> 01:06:37,239
That's not gonna help.

1560
01:06:37,239 --> 01:06:38,279
Sorry guys.

1561
01:06:41,119 --> 01:06:43,920
I feel like I'm looking at my entire spell list going,

1562
01:06:43,920 --> 01:06:44,960
well, that's not gonna help.

1563
01:06:44,960 --> 01:06:45,800
Yeah, totally.

1564
01:06:45,800 --> 01:06:47,519
Sorry guys.

1565
01:06:47,519 --> 01:06:50,000
I am going to.

1566
01:06:51,199 --> 01:06:53,920
Can you scroll up just for a second?

1567
01:06:56,279 --> 01:06:58,079
You're good, keep going.

1568
01:06:58,079 --> 01:06:59,059
Not at all.

1569
01:06:59,059 --> 01:07:00,779
I don't think that's a good sign, Amy.

1570
01:07:03,059 --> 01:07:05,259
Russ and Sean both have these like,

1571
01:07:05,259 --> 01:07:07,739
shmarm-y little grins on their faces.

1572
01:07:07,739 --> 01:07:09,299
Don't be giving him secret information

1573
01:07:09,299 --> 01:07:10,259
about my spell sheet.

1574
01:07:10,259 --> 01:07:13,019
He's trying to help you against my better judgment.

1575
01:07:13,019 --> 01:07:15,139
Sean, don't help me, it's okay.

1576
01:07:15,139 --> 01:07:17,259
It might be the day.

1577
01:07:17,259 --> 01:07:19,119
You will join me in my lair.

1578
01:07:20,619 --> 01:07:22,619
That came out more sexual than I thought.

1579
01:07:22,619 --> 01:07:24,659
Yeah, a little booty call from Tiamat.

1580
01:07:25,659 --> 01:07:27,039
I bet all her stuff is covered

1581
01:07:27,219 --> 01:07:30,679
with like this anti-slip coating.

1582
01:07:30,679 --> 01:07:31,519
Totally.

1583
01:07:32,440 --> 01:07:33,779
How does that even happen?

1584
01:07:33,779 --> 01:07:35,820
You ain't putting kid gloves on over there, Sean, are you?

1585
01:07:35,820 --> 01:07:36,659
I'm not.

1586
01:07:36,659 --> 01:07:38,860
Don't put Tiamat, man.

1587
01:07:38,860 --> 01:07:39,699
You might make us all cry.

1588
01:07:39,699 --> 01:07:41,159
I don't think the dice would have landed on me

1589
01:07:41,159 --> 01:07:42,000
if he was putting kid gloves on.

1590
01:07:42,000 --> 01:07:44,239
I literally rolled a 12 on the 40, 10,

1591
01:07:44,239 --> 01:07:46,639
and I just rolled, I can take a picture if you want,

1592
01:07:46,639 --> 01:07:49,599
three, four, five, six, seven, eight on the 46.

1593
01:07:49,599 --> 01:07:50,440
All right.

1594
01:07:50,440 --> 01:07:52,599
And I have to subtract 15 from each, don't I?

1595
01:07:52,599 --> 01:07:53,639
Yeah, yeah.

1596
01:07:53,639 --> 01:07:57,599
I'm assuming my concentration has been broken.

1597
01:07:58,759 --> 01:08:00,559
There's no way you could have made that concentration safe.

1598
01:08:00,559 --> 01:08:01,799
I mean, that's a lot of damage

1599
01:08:01,799 --> 01:08:04,000
to keep concentrations reduced.

1600
01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:04,839
You just-

1601
01:08:04,839 --> 01:08:06,559
There is a roll you can make to see if she holds it.

1602
01:08:06,559 --> 01:08:08,039
Yeah, it's half damage though,

1603
01:08:08,039 --> 01:08:09,599
and she took like 90, yeah,

1604
01:08:09,599 --> 01:08:12,639
so it would have been like a 47 save DC.

1605
01:08:15,719 --> 01:08:17,119
Yeah, good luck finding me.

1606
01:08:17,119 --> 01:08:19,760
She is beside Nularaaa's charred remains.

1607
01:08:20,760 --> 01:08:22,600
Fuck, too soon.

1608
01:08:22,600 --> 01:08:23,440
When you put it like that.

1609
01:08:23,440 --> 01:08:24,260
God.

1610
01:08:24,260 --> 01:08:25,100
Yeah, it's really soon.

1611
01:08:25,100 --> 01:08:26,520
It was like 12 seconds ago.

1612
01:08:26,520 --> 01:08:29,860
I came over literally to be like my fallen friend.

1613
01:08:32,800 --> 01:08:35,119
Ah, the charred remains of my fallen friend.

1614
01:08:35,119 --> 01:08:37,720
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